Tom Brady Takes the Heat in Hilarious Roast
Tom Brady, the name synonymous with NFL greatness, recently stepped off the field and into the hot seat. On May 5th, Netflix aired “The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady,” a star-studded event that saw the legendary quarterback face a different kind of pressure – comedic jabs.
Tom Brady Retirement & Romance
Kevin Hart, the evening’s roastmaster, wielded his humor like a well-worn football, throwing playful punches at Brady’s career choices and personal life. One of the first targets? Brady’s unretirement and his final, less-than-stellar season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Hart’s jab hinted that perhaps Gisele Bündchen, Brady’s ex-wife, wasn’t exactly thrilled with the decision. He even took a playful swipe at Bündchen’s new beau, a karate instructor, with a joke that left the audience roaring.
But the night wasn’t just about one fumble in Brady’s career. The jokes about his recent divorce flew thick and fast. Drew Bledsoe, the quarterback Brady famously replaced on the New England Patriots, used the opportunity to poke fun at Brady’s, well, lack of “sacks” in his marriage. Comedian Nikki Glaser piled on, referencing Brady’s impressive collection of Super Bowl rings and suggesting Gisele might have taken one in the settlement.
Tom Brady Love, Looks, Loss
Even Brady’s good buddy, Julian Edelman, didn’t hold back. His playful (though brutal) nickname for Brady – “Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend’s ex-husband” – had the crowd in stitches. The roasts weren’t limited to Brady’s love life, though. Comedian Kim Kardashian took aim at his fashion sense, comparing him, in a hilarious turn of phrase, to her stepdad. Failed crypto commercials, heartbreaking losses to the New York Giants, it was all fair game.
Through it all, Brady seemed to be a good sport. He raised a glass to the crowd when jokes landed a little too close for comfort, and even offered a dryly humorous response in the roast’s promotional video. Despite the barrage of (often brutal) jokes, Brady seemed to be taking it all in stride.
This roast wasn’t just about poking fun at a legend. It marked a turning point for Brady. After an emotional retirement announcement in February 2023, this event showcased his ability to laugh at himself, a quality often overshadowed by his intense competitive spirit. It was a chance for fans to see a different side of Tom Brady, the man behind the record-breaking athlete.
Beyond the Jokes: A New Chapter for Brady.
The Netflix roast wasn’t just about laughs. It hinted at a new chapter for Brady. His emotional retirement announcement in February, where he spoke about cherishing time with family, seemed genuine. This roast, with its lighthearted atmosphere, suggested that Brady might be embracing a more relaxed approach to life after football.
Perhaps the most telling moment came when Brady shut down a joke aimed at Robert Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots, where Brady achieved his greatest success. While Brady took the rest of the ribbing in stride, this brief moment suggested a deep respect and loyalty that transcended the comedic setting.
The Roasters Roast: A Night of Comedy and Camaraderie
The star power at the roast wasn’t limited to Brady himself. A who’s who of comedians, celebrities, and former teammates took turns at the microphone. Kevin Hart, known for his no-holds-barred humor, was a perfect choice for roastmaster. His jokes were sharp, witty, and often left the audience gasping (and then erupting in laughter).
But Hart wasn’t the only one who brought the funny. Former teammates like Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski used their inside knowledge to land hilarious jabs. Comedians like Nikki Glaser and Drew Bledsoe brought a fresh perspective, dissecting Brady’s career and personal life with humor. Even Kim Kardashian got in on the act, proving that no one is safe from a good roast.
A Toast to the GOAT: A Night to Remember
It was a night filled with laughter, camaraderie, and a healthy dose of good-natured ribbing. For Tom Brady, it was a chance to showcase his lighter side and remind fans that even the greatest athletes can laugh at themselves. While the jokes may have been brutal at times, the underlying message was clear: Tom Brady, the legend, is also a human being with a sense of humor. And that, perhaps, is the greatest takeaway from this unforgettable night.